Word whiz. Craftsman of experiences. Master of the guided tour. Is a perpetual home renovator. On a first-name basis with every employee at his local Lowes. Has infinite patience with whiny movie stars, but only on set. Tells people he was reared by Shaolin monks, is skilled in the art of Kung Fu and is immune to most snake venoms. In reality, he wouldn’t know a Shaolin from a chamois, screams like a little girl when he sees a snake and, if pressed, will tell you he really thinks Kung Fu is the name of a panda at a zoo somewhere. But he is a writer, so, this is all understandable.